Busted!

Turns out I was wrong  . . . somebody does read my postings.  Hmm.  Well I guess that will teach me to vent about my husband on the Internet.  Oh well, I'm pretty sure he deserved it.  I have since gotten over it . . . okay, I haven't really gotten over it but I am trying. On the bright side of things, somebody is reading my sad little blog!  I suppose its time I become an entertaining writer.  Good luck with that.
Today I have a bulldog who just wants to play fetch in the house and if it weren't raining outside I probably would never allow it.  But it is raining outside and Winston slamming into furniture and sliding under rugs is cracking me up.  I am all about the double standard BTW, do as I say not as I do.  Anybody else throws the dog toy in the house but me gets in big trouble.  Ahhh, its good to be the boss! 
Isaac is currently tearing apart my sewing machine . . guess I better stop that before I no longer have a sewing machine.  He has also recently discovered rocks.  Rocks according to a 13 month old are the BEST toy ever!  Something tells me my hard wood floors will never be the same.  Oh well, he's happy that's all that really matters.  Right?

Shin Kicking

Today I am FRUSTRATED, and I figure nobody reads this anyway so I am going to vent.  My husband is a JACK NUT!  He can be so insensitive and rude it makes me want to kick him in the shin.  Hard.  Really hard. Really really hard.  Repeatedly.  I go out of my way to not say things that I know will hurt his feelings; do I get the same courtesy?  HECK NO!  For the love of freaking Lloyd, aren't we supposed to have a gentle word for those we love?  Are we not supposed to love unconditionally?  As if.  I would just like to know when eating a salad and a piece of Tilapia became too much?  Half way through my fish my husband asks me "So now you eat more than me?"  WTF?  Seriously?  NOBODY EATS MORE THAN JUSTIN.  Nobody.  So now I'm not eating.  My feelings are hurt, and the thought of food makes me feel bad all over again.  Stupid dirty rotten son of .........